Trekkies in Paradise

My mom got back from Las Vegas today. She was on a business trip. She didn't gamble, not once, which I wasn't aware was possible in Vegas, but she did go to Star Trek: The Experience. My mom always struck me as someone who belonged more on Vega than in Vegas... But she brought back a bona fide plastic light-up phaser pistol, a CD of a Spock and Q comedy routine, a book of the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition, and various T-shirts including one "Legalize Romulan Ale" one for my sister.

I must go to this museum now...